Like, a Colombian, or an Argentinian or a Costa Rican?
Honestly, all the time. They’re awesome folk!
I’m somehow forced into a couple’s hotdog eating contest.
I was gonna say pie eating contest.
Needing to track a wild animal, picking medicinal plants, sending a smoke signal, building a wikiup, etc. the possibilities are numerous; although not sure all of these ancestral skills survived very well to this day.
WWII ? only thing I can think of.
A lot of Americans are fat so they would make good cover until the foxhole is dug.
WW1 too, I guess
I can’t think of a situation where I would ever say “I really wish there was [someone from ANY country specifically] here right now” except if I had a question about that country.
I could think of maybe 50 where I would wish there was an Australian. Mostly related to crocodile hunting.
Edit: also, a lot of countries are bi-lingual where English is the second language. So they will always make my list.
I’ve lived in Canada all my life. Doesn’t mean I know the first thing about making maple syrup. I’ll wager 99.9% of the people in Australia have no idea about hunting crocs.
Even more fun!
Right now
My fiancée is in the US and we’re working on getting her the fuck out of that backwards shithole
So just her.
God speed
Thanks
This question has me bside myself. I haven’t lived there in more than a decade, though, so not sure if I count anymore. I was trying a joke and realized that I am, at least technically, American and had to stop, heh.
When I can’t find the oil I brought a few months ago.
when there is a door that is locked but it opens when someone fits the american-shaped hole next to it perfectly
Would that imaginary hole-shaped american come up and anxiously go “that’s my hole ! it was made for me !” ?

For reference
Trying to figure out if the mesquite smoked brisket served anywhere that isn’t Texas is worth it?
Urgently needing to get rid of a purloined crate of Ozempic while the po-po is beating down the door and some dickhead clogged up the toilet?
Dunno really.
American, willing to be your brisket judge. Tex-mex too.
None. Not even the wrost. There are always more pleasent people than americans. Exept chinese tourists
None. Not even the wrost. There are always more pleasent people than americans. Exept chinese tourists
Bruh I’m Chinese American and you’re just gonna hate me so much because I fit both of your arbitrary checkboxes 💀
Where did i say i hate americans? Also you are aware we here are talking about the average, the default.
There are always more pleasent people than americans.
Did I read this wrong? This kinda implies you view Americans as like 2nd worst
Exept chinese tourists
This is implying you view them as bottom of your “tier list”
Yes most american tourists are ignorant and disrespectful. Constantly loud, viewing everything as an amusement park and thinking they own the world.
Chinese tourists are worst because they are even more disrespectful. Shaking cherry blossom trees in japan to make the leaves all fall down. Carvin things into holy shrines, also thinking they own the world.
Yes its just humans, individuals, that are terrible and dont represent all of this state but there is a big tendency in curtain groups with curtain behaviour.
And that still does neither imply nore am i saying i hate people fundamentally because of where they come from. Get off twitter and stop taking everything as a personal attack on your person
This is one of those opportunities where you can either learn from the information given to you or deny it and purposely remain ignorant.
Go back to your original statement and replace “Americans” and “Chinese” with “Blacks” and “Jews” and tell me how that reads.









