

You assume I feel joy with those things?
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cisgender but IDGAF what you call me as long as it’s not “late for dinner.”). I also have a big, blue username.


You assume I feel joy with those things?


The Bob Newhart Show famously ended the series by saying the whole show was nothing but a dream.


I saw a commercial for the newest Pokemon game and up until it said it was exclusively for Switch 2, I hella thought it was some F2P mobile garbage. When your ads don’t even make the newest game look good, it’s definitely time to stop.


I can’t believe other than my computer, PS5 and VR headset, the most expensive toy I have is a silicone horse cock.


It’s referring to the ventricles, which look similar to a cockle shell (a type of shellfish).


At least dialogue pauses the game in Skyrim. DD2, it doesn’t so now that gryphon you were running away from has a free shot at your ass 😩


Taking control away from the player for stupid bullshit.
Dragon’s Dogma 2 had this to the most extreme level I had ever seen. Random NPCs can initiate dialogue without you hitting a prompt (and they can appear anywhere, even in the middle of a cave full of monsters). Your companions will sometimes high five you, and it just forces you into an animation that it didn’t prompt you for. There is an actual boss fight in the game that is literally a cutscene of someone else fighting it.
Dragon’s Dogma? More like Dragon’s Dogshit. 😬


Well… Last night I watched the original Care Bears movie, in VR as a Care Bear avatar and would join in on every Care Bear Stare since the avatar had that as a feature.
I am 40 years old.


I have not yet had a relationship where my SO didn’t force me to wear pants around my own house. 😭


I ain’t wearing any pants.


Similarly, Blue Sentinel for DS3 is a better, more effective anti-cheat than Elden Ring’s use of Easy Anti-Cheat. Heck, part of the performance enhancements fron Seamless Coop come from the fact it turns EAC off.


Save Our Ship 2 for RimWorld basically turns the base game into a sequel of itself.
Tamriel Rebuilt for Morrowind is also pretty dope and it isn’t even finished yet.


John Carmack is not human. He is a cyborg from the future.


That time I was playing Quake and I said ‘I’m cocked, locked and ready to rock’ and someone else said “You shouldn’t lock your cock. Cocks should be free!”
It technically happened in a video game and I will never forget it.
But also getting Strogified in Quake 4.


It’s more like edging, but to an extreme degree.
Being genuinely unsettled by the events or images shown. But I also like seeing the monster. The Thing is pretty much perfect. But a good deal of body-horror works just as well.