hmmmm… I believe you

That’s going to be easy, because I didn’t even start

Maritime rules apply! I had right of way goddammit!!

As in, unchallenged? he punched it for fun? that’s incredibly brave

Statistically… there’s always going to be someone invited to orgies

Whewwwww… not doubt you’ve become hyper aware now. Where I live, a big proportion of drivers do not understand minimum distance. They will keep one meter behind you even as you drive 70+. There are few things in life that get me as irate as this.

Somehow I don’t imagine gay men being the bullies/rapists that I know straight men can be. Good reminder they come in all shapes and sizes. Are these kind of encounters any less common now, post-transition?

Damn, damn damn… are you both all good now?

I don’t believe you

that was cinematix as hell

Were you able to mustard the courage to go after them?

Somehow that story of yours rings a distant bell…

What would you say is number 2 in the order of most inexplicable to most explicable?

Whew. I did some bow shooting, this is no joke. Unless the arrow tip was dull, but still, it could have pierced you

It does sound like something I wouldn’t believe. But it’s just too badass, I’ll believe you

Poor thing

I was riding my moose one day, when we almost got ran over by some dude in a ship

It can be brilliant, and I find it rare that it’s any less than very good. It plays with scifi tropes (any and all tropes really), is very self-aware… I am sure it stands to be criticized, but I personally love the show. Apart from season 5, of course

I’d love to third it, but it would start to look like a reddit thread

It’s strange to think that this only narrows it down a bit, lol. But yea, certainly fuck that