In harvest moon 64 the girl that walked at the bar loved your dog. Time also stopped in the bar. You could bring your dog to her on night 1 and just mash a until she loved you enough to marry her, and then not talk to her again until the paddler with the marriage feather shows up, and then bam, you’re married.

I don’t know why but this has stuck with me as being absolutely hillarious forever.

Yes

I don’t know. I’ve heard of them being soldered to the board sometimes in cars. I’m sure it would be possible though.

Cocaine, ghb, twelve Thai prostitutes at once. They have to be Thai though.

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I mean. Sure. Until they start putting SIM cards in them and using the cellular network.

What is foxhole?

Systemctl enable ultimate_flavour

I feel like EVE is the direction MMOs needed to go. It’s why so many failed.

It’s what worked for wow when it first came out. The sense of BEING in some other world where things are different is something wow did very very well. The problem is that nobody had any part in building that world, that the story quickly became convoluted and stupid, and that jumping theough the next arbitrary hoop in a fucking Skinner box isn’t escaping this world.

Whoever finds out how to build an mmo where people can build things and make decisions and just fuck everything up if they’re so inclined and make it accessible is going to make a fortune.

DOES THE CAKE FART OR IS THE FART CAUSED BY CAKE? WHY ARE WE YELLING? FUCK YOU.

Was your friend’s last name dahner?

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You just LOVE echo chambers huh?