YES! My heinous brother irreparably fucked up my mind & my life. But being an only child would’ve been its own special kind of lonely torture, I’d rather trade him in for a fun sister we couldve been best friends our whole lives. That would’ve been awesome.

This was the first song that came to my mind too 😂 Scrolled down to the comments and you made my day. A minute of it anyway.

I would hire him for his audacity, versatility. We need fun clever people in the workplace who aren’t dead inside yet.

Exercise & fresh air & sunshine & nutritious food. As a bonus, it costs nothing! Aside from the cost of food which we all need anyway, so might as well spend our money on healthy food instead of the other options.