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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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If you eat farm fresh eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cum

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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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    Hens don’t need a rooster to lay eggs. Farm fresh eggs is a marketing term that means nothing. Take another shower and try again.

    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      This guy doesn’t even eat real farm fresh eggs.

      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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        Egg chute and poop chute are the same chute. Just saying.

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    You know thats what the egg white is right?

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      Pretty sure that’s not true. But I’m not an egg-spert.

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