Why am I like this? The thought, not the 'druff.
We prefer the formal culinary term, Scalp Croutons.
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How fucking big are your dandruff flakes? That sounds horrifying.
Mine are Man Morsels.
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world @Mystech@lemmy.world you guys as well as OP are gross in a good way.
Doesn’t have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!
Nobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We’re grossed-out by other people’s dandruff.
Whenever I exfoliate my feet I mutter “forbidden Parmesan” and chuckle to myself
I like those foot graters too
Fungal infection more like. So mushroom flakes?
Salt-free skinsalt
It’s also organic, free range and all that.
Yeah
lmao noo, i’m vegan so this is doubly gross
Autocannibalism can be vegan if you consent to it
no, it’s not
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