Tomtits

There’s those toilets that have a sink on top of the cistern so you flush with grey water.

Think it’s just cornflour and perfume?

Spray it on, cornflour sticks to all the grease and then they just brush it out.

Due to Cantharidin being toxic?

If your referencing r/relationshipadvice you can just ignore anything you read on there because it certainly isn’t advice.

It’s toxic as fuck and the people commenting are probably incel chain-wanking 4chan fanatics who’ve never had a relationship

The place I grew up had three houses and was miles from the nearest shops.

Spent most of my childhood in the woods making dens and getting stoned.

I’ve ended up in Madrid, I miss the quiet. Like the no noise at all kinda quiet. On the other hand I don’t miss the inconvenience of having to drive to go and get milk or a pack of skins or other mundane stuff.

Shops closing half day Wednesday and not open at all on the weekend - don’t miss that either.

The dialects - miss those too

Talk to them like they understand what the fuck I’m on about

Tiny Room Stories - Town Mystery

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kiarygames.tinyroom

What next? Limiting women to only 100 words a day?

I’ve often thought this

Premium Bonds, keep it in there for a month and wait until the next prize draw.

Then probably buy a van to convert for my next campervan project