Yeah but then where is shorty fire burning?

Your checking the math, you’ll never have the worst game mechanics when being accurate.

9’s are great. 2/9 = 22.2 years, 5/9 = 55.5 years. Works the whole way up if you pretend people live 90 years. Lol

(Don’t check the math, just believe in the game)

2 sets of teeth, the first only lasting 1/9 of your life and the second being 8/9. 2/9, 7/9 would be much better or just 2/9, 4/9, 6/9.

Oh, hair falling out and all your joints hurting for 5/9 of your life kinda blows as well.