The soot.

Right. That’d be a nice bonus.

They’re a terrible gift. I have a zillion candles they I keep around and can’t quite get around to throwing away

Being able to stop time. Unlimited sleep.

Oh I don’t even mind the algorithm. It’s just so full of bugs.

The app is decent.

That’s honestly 90% of it. If Reddit hadn’t programmed their app and mobile website with their feet, I’d probably still be over there.