Billiards.
Can I get pool instead, billiard is hard.
Quidditch, because it would change the laws of physics and everything would probably explode in a hilarious hellfire
It’s a real sport nowadays: https://www.rulesofsport.com/sports/quidditch.html
No idea how to respond to this. They run around with actual broomsticks between their legs? Well, whatever floats your boat lol
No need to have a good response. I’m with you in being a bit weirded out by it. I just felt I shouldn’t be alone in my state of being weirded out by this.
chess.
I’m lazy but like RTS games.
Chess isn’t a sport
Well, not the way you play it.
Every last one of you could have chosen drone racing and yet none of you did.
Drone racing.
Olympic walking. I’ll be taking it really really easy. I’ll have headphones and an ice cream cone
Oh powerlifting, and I wouldn’t be competitive. Just lift whatever I could, and lose the competition, forever. I guess that’s amateur though? Hmm.
I cannot imagine anyone paying me to play any sport at all.
Ice skating and/or inline skating. Not sure how safe that is to do for so long, but I like going fast.
Volleyball.
Skateboarding. It has enough variety to keep it interesting for that long. Unlike many other sports, there’s an infinite number of tricks to learn. Even if you’re old.
Triathlon
Pie eating, for suresies
Taekwondo
if esports counts, I’d go with Minecraft or super smash Bros melee
otherwise I’d prolly do fencing since that’s basically like a fighting game (I played back in high school)
Darts
I think this might be the answer





