edit - Yeah I play video games with violence too, my point is that video games are a mirror that exposes a less brutal image of ourselves than we are convinced of. The truth of what we desire is as often silly or altruistic as it is selfish or violent, even in the realm of fantasy where the violence is unreal as everything else.
I’d be rolling everything up into a ball as my distant authority figure father berates me.
I would sell so many organs
In my case the bodies of my enemies would fuel my armies of the undead leaving a trail of blood and destruction behind me. If the first boss I encounter doesn’t take me out.
I guess I’m an immortal autocrat with foresight and pattern recognition good enough to be the global economy by the 16th century.
I play too much 4x.
I’d be wacking walls and machinery with a pickaxe.
There would certainly not be any feral pig problems in the US, that’s for sure.
I never understood how “vitality” refers to not any type of armor, but instead an inheret "unkillable"ness until I started looking into wild boars.
I’d be an expert race car driver, or really good at parkour.
This just made me imagine a sport that contains both and it would be awesome, call it Guerrilla Valet.
Then I’d be pretty violent against demon invasions of our world. Or maybe I already am, don’t really know how to test it out lol.
Halloween has literally just happened. How many demons did you slay?
I would be an amazing manager and be very rich
Imagine your behavior shaped by Ubisoft collect-a-thons. Now that’s grim.
And I’d be eating readily available street pizza all the time!
“Hey look, someone left a full ham roast here on the sidewalk! I’m bleeding pretty bad, so I’ll go ahead and chow down! Let me just squat over it real quick, I can usually eat a roast ham in like 0.06 seconds (assuming I’ve lost enough blood).”
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I’d be succesful in governing countries and making them prosperous and free as fuck without being conquered.
Oh, and I also farm.
I’m either building a factory in space or an organ harvesting drug empire in space.
Seems like you really like…
I’d just be living in a small town, digging through trash cans, giving fish to the local homeless man, giving beer to the alcoholic and mostly just planting an ungodly amount of fruit trees on my land.
