• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    In order of preference:

    The ability to travel through time (and change things) as I wish, and to also have a basic understanding the way those changes will impact the (relative to the time I am currently in) future. None of that “Earth’s in the wrong place, you die in the vacuum of space” bullshit.

    The ability to bring people back from the dead and have them be healthy and happy

    Shape shifting

    • HubertManne@piefed.social
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      1 day ago

      for a turkey sandwich—on rye bread—with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises!