This is a private message I got today. I have no idea what is going on or what the fuck it means.

“Greetings to you; I am an agent of one of the headquarters of the Illuminati organizations. You are one of the lucky ones who received this invitation to join the brotherhood, because we see something great in you that can be raised for the betterment of this world. We can help you achieve your goals in life, whether you are a politician, doctor, lawyer, musician, president, pastor, engineer, pilot, etc. And the fact that you received this information does not mean you are superior, but simply description. Registration is not mandatory, but it is your ranking. If you are interested in participating, send your WhatsApp contact for more information.”

It would be interesting to hear your thoughts on this.

Edit–I understand it is a scam and that I should disregard it. I just found it interesting that it is now showing up on Lemmy.

Edit the edit- It seems their account has either blocked me or was deleted either way it works. Thanks for the fun. Let’s do it again some time.

  • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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    4 hours ago

    Got one, too. I was more annoyed that they assumed I was a child who hadn’t already obtained a career.

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    23 hours ago

    This is a scam.

    If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you think you qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your backyard. One of our Underground Agents will contact you shortly.

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    2 days ago

    I am an agent of one of the headquarters of the Illuminati organizations, but you can call me the fediverse chick!

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    You are simply description and so have been provided with a rank of Register in the illuminati, what’s hard to understand?

    Also, this is a secret organization, I didn’t think someone as description as you would post about it openly

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        2 days ago

        Woah woah woah. Slow down, there. You weren’t selected to lead, just to join. You gotta work your way up!

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    hello its us the illuminati. Yes, the entire organization are currently sitting in a pool party inviting you to our secret society. We can control everything from up to large governments all the way to you. Yes you, see now you’re breathing manually. Now you’re also blinking manually. Now you’re smiling. Is this a coincidence? No.

    We are inviting you a chance to partake in our society. If you’re interested, all you need to do is draw a pentagram using cow blood, light a candle in its center and follow the next steps from the summoned devil.

    (vegans can substitute blood with %100 pomegranate juice, do not substitute with different animal/juice as it may lead to summoning other entities, we the illuminati are not responsible any way if this occurs)

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    2 days ago

    It makes me cringe to think that many people have egos large enough that this would work to scam them out of the inevitable registration fee that will be asked for over whatsapp.