You know the holyshit season started in Western Washington when we get our first power outage in October.

Happy crollowxmas! And a marry everything else having to do with the cold winter ahead! You too honeykah and Festibus. Festibus is for the rest of us…but don’t lick your aluminum poles right out of the truck or you’ll have to scrape your tongue off. That’s a very important teaching from the book of Mormon. For the jehuvas, just think of this as a very cold Tuesday morning with nothing to celebrate and just so many doors to knock on!

…all I want for Christmas!!.. Take it away Maraya!