At least a couple bandaids

I want everyone to know how magnificent I am

I have the best sense of humor ever. Everything is funny to me. I am completely incapable of taking anything seriously.

I am not a clever man

Tbf I’ll pet any soft surface, regardless if it’s attached to an animal

Would put me in a deep deep depression. Just shoot me and get it over with

Children have maybe a few doctor appts per year, maybe an er visit every so often. Chronic illnesses are extremely rare. Adults on the other hand have many more specialist appointments, hospital stays, chronic issues requiring follow up appointments. Adults cost way more to insure and that’s why the costs are so different.

Comparatively, kids are quite cheap to insure.

Children don’t have nearly as much medical expenses as adults

Salt daddy gonna mummify you

Yes. Everyone else here is perfectly normal

I hate getting splashed with a poodle. Takes forever to get the blood and fur out of my hair

Show up naked and shit on the receptionist

There are several Lemmy apps. Which one?

Pay off my credit card and then that guy’s mortgage

Visa requirements seem to be less of an issue the more money you have. That being said, I’m going to space

No kids around. I’m in a what should be a solidly middle class neighborhood except its like 80% retired folk. Just a handful of families with kids.

Are you asking if I am proud of .world and .ml?

If so, then definitely not