You’re gonna need to check with a kindergarten teacher. They’re actually trained to answer questions like that.

Look man, I’m trying here. I don’t have all the answers so you’ll have to figure some things out for yourself. Good luck.

::jumps onto sky cycle and flies away::

Six.

Seven if it’s a woodchuck in underpants.

Not if it’s nose is still wet.

But they shouldn’t drive to the vet, just in case.

Depends on how fat your ass is. But anywhere from 3 to 6 feet.

That’s called free balling and no.

Akshually, those are tights, not pants. And those “underpants” are short pants.

Sams won’t let me buy gas with my debit card if I don’t have more than $100 in my account.

So yea, seems right.

My brother, we have spacesuits and decontamination protocols.

Also, by the time we get to meeting other life forms on other planets we’ll have cracked genetic engineering enough to make that inconsequential.